just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
