Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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