I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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