i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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