My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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