1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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