I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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