she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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