i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I smell stomach acid.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Randomize