..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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