I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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