I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
there is glitter all over my balls
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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