What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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