Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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