If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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