I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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