when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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