Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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