census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
