Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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