how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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