so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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