sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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