The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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