TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i think i just lost a toe
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
