i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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