Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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