i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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