umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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