Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Randomize
