Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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