It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This house was built for laser tag.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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