Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
and she was petting her beer can
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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