Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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