Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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