love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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