Tell her she can't have a vagina
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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