I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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