Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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