You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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