Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We left the knife in your bed.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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