so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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