I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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