Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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