Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize