No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
and she was petting her beer can
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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