Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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