It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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