Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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