its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm too high and old for this...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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