i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
