Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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