still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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