This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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