YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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